“The Dow is over 50,000” becomes the internet's new excuse

Plus: The historical American Girl dolls get a shocking makeover.

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Here are the latest trending internet culture stories today:

• Pam Bondi’s refusal to speak about anything of importance at her hearing spawned “the Dow is over $50,000” meme.

• The company behind Pokémon Go has taken down the Poké Stop in Little Saint James in the wake of the Epstein Files.

• If you were a fan of the original American Girl dolls from…