Uh, why is Pete Hegseth joking about the Pentagon pizza conspiracy right now?

Plus: The Tyra Banks "personal trauma" meme.

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Here are the latest trending internet culture stories today:

• Pete Hegseth is joking about the internet’s favorite wartime conspiracy theory: the Pentagon pizza report.

• A Marriott guest staying in Mexico complained about the checkout time change on Reddit, and is getting absolutely fried for it.

• I’m sorry, but the meme making fun of Tyra Banks for…