2026 New Year's glasses are an eyesore. Why does this always happen?

Plus: MAGA comes for Dolly Parton, of all people.

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Here are the latest trending internet culture stories today:

• Diving into the incredibly sad state of New Year’s Eve glasses for 2026.

• The internet came to Dolly Parton’s defense after some MAGA trolls spun up some conspiracy theories about her career.

• An image of Donald Trump in Minecraft shared by the official White House social channels has gam…