What should the name for a Millennial "Karen" be?

Sorry to all of the Jessicas.

Greetings!

Here are the latest trending internet culture stories today:

The debate over the most appropriate name for a Millennial Karen is as hot as ever, Buckingham Palace honored Ozzy Osbourne with a metal tribute, and Elijah Wood finally gave a little more context to the LOTR “wigs” interview that became a meme.

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— W.J.